Stupid Mouse

Okay, so, the past month we've been having this big mouse problem. They are getting into everything. So dad set traps out in the cupboards. Well, at first we put peanut butter on the new plastic mouse trap. We woke up the next morning and the peanut butter had been licked off. Stupid Mouse. Dad tried again. And again. And again but the mice kept licking the peanut butter off. So dad broke out the old fashion wooden mouse trap. He put it in the Silverware drawer. The next morning the trap wasn't touched. I slammed the drawer, and the stupid trap went off. Later on the mouse had licked the peanut butter of again. Stupid Mouse. But it gets better. Mom finally took over and told Dad to grind cheese into the little bait holder. So dad did that. Woke up the next morning to a tail in the trap. A mouse tail. Stupid Mouse. Then Dad opens the cabinet, and just about pees his pants as a tailess mouse smiles at him. I think he is going to take the shotgun out next. Stupid Mouse.